Friday, April 29, 2011

Theology of a five year-old

A Guest Post by Tater Tot

So the only one that can never die is God, but really, even He can die. You know how he did that Ohhh! I died! Oh wait, I'm back now! thing. So really, even God dies sometimes. Well, his body can. When his body is Jesus. Actually, no one's spirit dies. Ever. The bodies die and then the spirit parts just all run around. They go visit places.

Wait! Then what's with mummies?

Oh yeah, those are just our bodies when they rise from the dead. It doesn't happen very often, but every now and then... LOOK OUT!

(That could've been a mummy behind you!)

Oh, and zombies. Those happen sometimes, too. But only when God says they can.

It's going to be really interesting at the end of the world when all those spirits stop wandering around and all those bodies pop up and start running around!

2 comments:

  1. You really should give Mags a tape recorder and let her keep track of her thoughts; she's AMAZING! (Not that her obaasan is prejudiced!)

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  2. Yes, yes... if I didn't think it would go to her head, I'd lobby for getting Tater Tot her own podcast.

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