Wow! I can't believe I have neglected this poor blog for so long! I'm a stay-at-home mom with three kid-free mornings a week! I have no excuses for this negligence! WHAT KIND OF BLOGGER AM I?!?!
Ok, now that I got that rant out of the way, I can move on.
So Fall has fallen all around us. The colors are beautiful, the firewood is stacked on the porch, the sweaters are out of storage, and our pumpkins have all been chewed up by our resident squirrel.
This is the same squirrel that eats our porch decor, poops on our lawn chairs, digs up my potted plants, and generally seems to live to taunt me. Today, the little stinker jumped from the porch railing to the window ledge with a Very Loud Crash. The result of this was that in the middle of my diligent working on my novel for NaNoWriMo this morning, I nearly dropped my computer and my heart jumped out of my chest.
The little fuzzbutt then proceeded to stand plastered spread-eagle against the window looking at me for the length of time it took me to locate my heart on the ceiling and cram it back into my chest. With what I swear was a smug look on his face, the little rat turned around, stuck his posterior up at me and pooped on the window ledge. He then looked at me over his shoulder, stuck out his tongue, and bounded off the porch. I am totally not kidding you.
Well, he may not have stuck out his tongue actually, but I know he would have. The intent was clear.
So anyway, Fall is here. Winter is on the way. Do squirrels go south for the winter?
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